Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 25, 2023

Tony asked

Do you do stupid stuff?

Who doesn’t?

Calvin once hammered nails into the coffee table. Upon being asked franticly why by his mother, he replied if this is a trick question.

Had I done that was a kid, my rear end would still be painful to sit upon.

When I was small, I tried to saw off the front porch.

Oh, no, Eliot! Why did you drill holes in the floor?

And that answer begets another question.

Here’s a better answer for you Elliot, you’re trying to make the place more airy.

This time you’ve gone too far Elliot……..wait for it!

“I’m doing it with your power drill ‘cos you won’t buy me one of my own, stoopid.”

I see his future in decorating and design…