Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 06, 2023

Dad was your age once. He knows you must be doing something bad.

Tony asked, about 14 hours ago

What are you doing?

Reading the comics until the start of “Sonntagsrätsel” on Deutschlandfunk Kultur at 9:30 am CEST.

Pre-emptive accusation! Keeps ‘em off balance.

The kid: Huh?

Parenting!

Look at the time/sky: Better look at the stars #perseids

Porn.

Why is his room clean? That’s not normal!

Oh my stars and garters – Eliot’s room is tidy!

Just looking for your birthday gift, but if you insist.

Can’t be too good if he’s doing it quietly…..

preemptive parenting

Dad was young once…