Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 12, 2023

This kind of thing could make me forget about the redhead at the coffee shop

Well think of something quick. Before she slaps you silly.

Tony asked, about 10 hours ago

Do you know what to say?.

Most times – except as reply to absolutely ridiculous things.

Don’t make eye contact, she can sense fear! Drop to the ground, fetal position, play dead! Don’t move, don’t even breath.

Just flip her the bird and tell her to get lost. She is a “Beach.”

Son of a bleach??

Bleach!?! Now there’s a big white spot where the stain used to be!

I was in the navy and my dixie cup hat had a dirty ring so I brushed on bleach and washed it. Wound up with a beanie and a cloth ring!!! LOL!! Luckily had a spare hat.

I’d say "Get the %&$# outta my face B*!

No, Peter doesn’t know what to say other than “thank you, Peg”.

Called being married. Should have figured that out by now….

She must be very hard to live with. No wonder the son acts out!

Sure I do, oh great now it smells bleachy.

This might be a good time to overly emote like he did yesterday, “Yes your heiness, it with great aplomb that congratulate you for your magnificent achievement”.

You are supposed to be able to read her mind by now.

Since when does he wear a blue shirt!!!!??

I like the smell of bleach!