Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 17, 2023

Tony asked nothing new yet.

How many Santas have you seen this year – yet?

Send in the clones!

I saw one at the mall today on his off time, doing some personal shopping. Don’t know if he was hired by the mall, or just really getting into the Christmas spirit.

Well, that explains it. Actually, I haven’t seen a single Santa, if you don’t count the ones that keep popping up on TV.

I never knew St Nick’s mom took fertility drugs.

They’re helping Santa out, so they’re subordinate Clauses.

Kid’s gonna question how Santa can be real when there’s so many of them.

I think I’m a clone now.

There’s always two or three of me around.

So the Santa on the right…is that a bell he’s holding? or a martini…???

Only in the comics.

Capital One has hired actors to do their commercials. Travolta, Jennifer Garner.