Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 30, 2024

Do you pay it forward?

I try to be nice.

Ah the one from City Name Sports Team.

No, Caitlin’s done for the season.

They didn’t see that unspecified primma donna celebrate the unspecified game while taunting the fans before he tipped the game winning pass into the receivers hands.

That would be Freddy Freeman and his home run streak.

Another fourth wall in ruins.

Honestly, it’s just as interesting this way.

No, I don’t watch sports any more.

My unspecified sports ball team is seeing its injured list shrink due to players recovering and just in time for their playoffs. We have reserved rooms in Vancouver from the 11th to checkout on the morning of the 18th and seats for the game between the 50s on the second tier. The unspecified Festival can’t be beat.

Probably still talking about the Olympics.

Forget the athletes. What about that dumb-a** Yankees fan who tried to steal Mookie Betts’ glove and the ball in it – WHILE THE GLOVE WAS STILL ON HIS HAND!!!!! And while his buddy was trying to break Mookie’s wrist!!!!!