According to an old joke, if you’re caught out on a golf course when a thunderstorm blows up and there’s nowhere to hide, hold a 1-iron over your head — because not even God can hit a 1-iron. Supposedly, Lee Trevino (look him up) doesn’t like that joke — because, supposedly, he was struck by lightning on a golf course while holding a 1-iron.
kenneth6 over 12 years ago
alright a win win
cdward over 12 years ago
Till the lightning strikes. .I know, it was still a good choice, but it had to be said.
The Hammer Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe when it stops raining, to show thanks, he will paint this tree too!
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” (Jack Handey)
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Rain delay.
bmonk over 12 years ago
At least it’s not an apple tree. Then it could drop one, and the score would be 2-1.
K M over 12 years ago
According to an old joke, if you’re caught out on a golf course when a thunderstorm blows up and there’s nowhere to hide, hold a 1-iron over your head — because not even God can hit a 1-iron. Supposedly, Lee Trevino (look him up) doesn’t like that joke — because, supposedly, he was struck by lightning on a golf course while holding a 1-iron.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
And the ax will be rusty
Pirate Mike creator over 12 years ago
Rain’s gotta stop at some point
vylpi 7 months ago
What issue does Horace have with trees?