Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 07, 2012

OR…. you could watch a basebal game on TV…. ! ! !

Horace FINALLY figured out the sheep are conspiring against him.

For a few years after college, if I wanted to get to sleep I would just think of a calculus lecture.

For me it has to be the most boring book there is. Company manuals usually do it, but not at the office. :)

Here I’d expected him to do something with the light bulb.

I know anesthesia puts me to sleep every time.

Every schoolkid knows that principals can always make you fall asleep.

I just watch mindless sitcoms at night to distract me from any serious thoughts (unless I’m with my lover, in which case I will sleep very restfully afterwards).

Yes, some college textbooks will do that. That and a book on self-hypnosis…