Oh Horace, Oh Horace, you have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’tSo listen up Buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
Actually, the original Dear Abby passed away January 16, 2013. Ann Landers passed away June 22, 2002. Pauline’s daughter now runs the Dear Abby column. I am of the opinion that my local paper should have kept the Dear Abby column, but too many people objected to Pauline’s daughter doing it even though she had been collaborating with her mother before she had to stop. It wasn’t really that different. I don’t like the one my paper chose to replace Dear Abby.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Try opening with a joke, Horace; maybe one about a priest and a rabbi in a bar.
Haplo76 over 11 years ago
It seems Horace is not the only one who’s suffering from writer’s block. Someone named “Sam” might be having it too! :) Nice, very Samson-like detail.
Simon_Jester over 11 years ago
Oh Horace, Oh Horace, you have no complaintYou are what you are and you ain’t what you ain’tSo listen up Buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood.
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
IT’s easy…just turn the page over…. ! ! !
bopard over 11 years ago
Horace! she’s been dead for years. The replacement will only advise counseling..Remember speaking for the silent majority?
Stephen Gilberg over 11 years ago
I thought this was a somewhat late tribute to the late Pauline Philips.
samuli creator over 11 years ago
http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
I’m sure not having opposable thumbs isn’t helping either.
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
It was a dark and stormy night and they all rode away on a horse.
cbrsarah over 11 years ago
Actually, the original Dear Abby passed away January 16, 2013. Ann Landers passed away June 22, 2002. Pauline’s daughter now runs the Dear Abby column. I am of the opinion that my local paper should have kept the Dear Abby column, but too many people objected to Pauline’s daughter doing it even though she had been collaborating with her mother before she had to stop. It wasn’t really that different. I don’t like the one my paper chose to replace Dear Abby.