Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 02, 2013
Transcript:
Hello, this is the Poison Control Center. Can we help you? HH: Yes! I need poison! Lots of it! Theres a giant spider in my bath! It's enormous! send me a plane thrower as well! Maybe I should call the army.... Sir? Please stay where you are. We will notify the authorities.
Awww… probably a poor wolf spider trying, unsucessfully, to make a living and now trapped and doomed. Get a glass and a paper, scoop her up and put her outside where she’ll get rid of pesky things, no, not the IRS unfortunately, but other, little pesky bug things.