Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 19, 2015
Transcript:
surprise! Melody: Oh, Horace you shouldn't have... uh...the box is empty. Horace: No...its full of nothing! Do you remember the time I asked you what you wanted for your birthday? You said "ooh nothing special" So I got you this...its nothing but its special! Melody: B..But... Thank you for the wonderful present! Youre the best! Horace: well, it your funeral....
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
Its definitely droopy over here today.
pekenpug over 9 years ago
Ya blew it, Horace. She said “nothing special” not “special nothing”. Syntax, Horace, syntax!
CatStaff Premium Member over 9 years ago
Very nice – nothing, carefully wrapped is definitely special. Now if only she were a cat, the empty box would be just what she really wanted.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
It is always the thought that counts…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe it would be a good idea to have a backup gift for when the joke backfires?It’s really either that or a go-bag, a pile of small, unmarked bills and a plane ticket to somewhere they don’t have airports.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Unless you have some diamonds on you, Horace, Melody will soon put that square box into a round hole.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
DOOM!Sometimes you are sooo dumb, HORACE.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
Nice that he wraps his presents to represent the Danish flag.