Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 29, 2016
Transcript:
Four out of five dentist recommend this toothpaste. The fifth dentist recommends constant candy consumption. And the services of his dental restoration clinic. And maybe visiting him regularly as it tends to get lonely sometimes, living alone in the luxurious mansion.
How come it is always four out of five? I want a toothpaste all five dentists recommend. And yes, no matter how altruistic they try to sound, it is all about the money.