Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 13, 2022

Better not push any buttons on that thing, Horace; it’ll only complicate matters.

Samuli will never run out of elevator jokes!!!

The music was so uplifting!

Turn the volume down or rewind to get it back

Guaranteed to elevate your mood!

Going up! That seems pleasant.

Does some elevator music bring you (back) down?

I don’t know if Brian Eno ever wrote music for elevators, but this has to be similar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q&list=PL36Ccvec1rQw_Gh98ynxSMhSagoOLTzZx&index=13

Not for me, it’s for highbrow people and horses

Musak is annoying at times…

How would he know elevator music? He can never get in one.

Uh, shouldn’t it be going sideways? Specifically to the right.

What’s with the fixation on elevators?

apparently, Horace left it in Airplane Mode….!

The theme from Mr. Ed perhaps?

Some of today’s music is “off the wall”.

Very nice – Samson has created an “elevator gag” without an elevator! Someday there will be an elevator gag book.

Fortunatetly, it will not get far. Elevator music has extremely limited dynamic range. :)

Now I have an idea for another elevator gag: The up and down buttons control the music volume.