Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 09, 2023

Martin Mull had a song titled “They Never Met” that was kind of like this.

The End.

Gentrification is probably a part of this love story that never was.

Good. Now we won’t have to read about it. ;)

And hence they is lives happily ever after.

Someone could actually write a story about a poor country boy and rich city girl who, though they were separated a great geographical distance, managed to meet and somehow were able to break down the rigid socioeconomic economic wall between them – and they were able to fall in love. [Apparently poor Horace, was only able to see the Dark Side of this situation today … or didn’t want to put in the effort or imagination for it.]

so the story goes.

Ha! Who knew? I had no idea Horace knew my life story.

If there’s a will there’s a way, Horace….think ….think…

Suggest you log out Horace and head for the roof for some fresh air… It’s more than 20 stories up, but you can take the elevator…!

Not even two ships in the night???

Well, they say to write what you know. Oof.

Ready for the bridge.

fiction & reality collide

By the third book of the trilogy, he became a rich, country boy and she was reduced to being a poor, city girl. They still never meet – for the same reason. :)

The original lyrics to Don’t Stop Believin’…

Victoria, Crown Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Västergötland still hasn’t called me.

If one of them had taken the midnight train going anywhere, they might have met.

The reason no one likes realistic romances

It was an unfortunate situation They were in virtual isolation For us it’s a source of frustration Like they say, location location location But if you want my recommendation It could have been fixed with some determination He needed a better, more gooder occupation One with, you know, more compensation He could get that with some higher education And then to remove their far separation We’d say what they needed was transportation That’s why we have aviation I’d also recommend some communication

When does the movie adaptation come out?

Horace has never watched Green Acres.