Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 16, 2023

He should have said, “Horace in Funny Farm.”

If he swallows those lights, he’ll be “Horace in the Hospital”…

Try letting it ride your inner pony.

It would make it easier to shovel up the droppings during a nighttime parade.

This is an ongoing issue, huh?

I’m no Ann Landers but I like the LED string light idea.

Swallow fire fly? Eh me is not get this one.

Could just wear glowstick bracelets.

Cue the Beatles “The Inner Light “.

Dear Abby: Every time I try to take an elevator, something goes wrong. Is it me?

It’s tough for the inner child when his outer adult lives in a comic called DARK Side of the Horse

Dear Horace, You’re in luck! Dear Abby’s new discount line of LED strings of various lengths are on special this week. And if you’re completely committed (or just going to a court-ordered hearing), we have our deluxe otolaryngologist’s floodlights, now available on a selfie stick!

A little Horace? Bet he’s a handful.

Dear Horace

I think you have a bright idea, however there’s the risk of if one goes out, they’ll all go out and you’ll be left in total darkness again!

LMK what you decide! One bulb at a time!

AL

Dear Horace, suggest you try working from the other end. Just a few glow worms would do the job.… Let our readers know how this works out…?

I LED a horse to a string of lights but I couldn’t get him to swallow them.

Sounds like fodder for the next matryoshka gag.

Dear Horace in the funny papers: Sounds like this problem has been Lumen over you. Watt’s up with that?

Didn’t he eat some candles the other day? :)

Dear Horace,If you swallow a LED light string it will most likely come out the other end. If you want to light up your poop no need to eat LED lights. Get a night light andcwatch out for elevators.☺️

“Have you consulted your pastor or priest? He may be able to advise how an halo could be arranged for your internal child.”

Editor: Why is Abby sitting under her desk, crooning to a bottle of whiskey?

Assistant: She got another letter from that “Horace” weirdo.

I don’t see how this could go wrong.

Your tummy would glow!

batteries are electrical. put 9v on tongue

Just to be clear: do NOT ever swallow batteries. They can be quite dangerous.

Love how the window shadow changes and makes it look like the sun is moving!