Despite what some people say, not everything tastes like chicken. The one time I had salmon, it tasted like turkey.
And this chicken tastes like tofu.
Oh, sorry. Switched plates.
Not apropos, Horace.
Am I the only one that finds chicken is the only thing that tastes like chicken?
nice save, Horace.
…as the tweetie bird backs up…..surprised Horace even tasted it….
Tofu. EWWWWW!
Tofu or not tofu. That is the question.
“I rather die with a burger lodged in my colon than to eat sump’n called tofu!”
— Hank Hill
This happened:
Me: This chicken tastes weird
Hubby (who cooked it): It’s pork
Me: That would explain why it tastes like it
Show me a chicken hawk stooping on a field of soybeans.
next topic ;+)
a little birdie told him
Sine should not feel kinship with all birds, any more than humans feel kinship with all mammals. We eat a few of those.
That said, I have seen footage of a real horse eating a live baby bird.
Guilt tastes like sour tofu.
So how would you describe the taste of chicken?
Why did the Tofu cross the road?
Everybody is tofu fighting (hoo! Huh!)
Back up a little more, birdie.
Know your audience, Horse.
Tofu does not taste like chicken to me. Rather, I think it has a somewhat bland taste. Calamari tastes like fried shrimp. Frog legs tastes like chicken.
Tofu tastes like whatever it is cooked in. Or mixed with.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 12 months ago
Despite what some people say, not everything tastes like chicken. The one time I had salmon, it tasted like turkey.
Imagine 12 months ago
And this chicken tastes like tofu.
Oh, sorry. Switched plates.
rshive 12 months ago
Not apropos, Horace.
GiantShetlandPony 12 months ago
Am I the only one that finds chicken is the only thing that tastes like chicken?
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
nice save, Horace.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
…as the tweetie bird backs up…..surprised Horace even tasted it….
Tofu. EWWWWW!
Gent 12 months ago
Tofu or not tofu. That is the question.
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
“I rather die with a burger lodged in my colon than to eat sump’n called tofu!”
— Hank Hill
Phoenix83 12 months ago
This happened:
Me: This chicken tastes weird
Hubby (who cooked it): It’s pork
Me: That would explain why it tastes like it
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Show me a chicken hawk stooping on a field of soybeans.
charles9156 12 months ago
next topic ;+)
dbrucepm 12 months ago
a little birdie told him
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
Sine should not feel kinship with all birds, any more than humans feel kinship with all mammals. We eat a few of those.
That said, I have seen footage of a real horse eating a live baby bird.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Guilt tastes like sour tofu.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
So how would you describe the taste of chicken?
davewhamond creator 12 months ago
Why did the Tofu cross the road?
ericlscott creator 12 months ago
Everybody is tofu fighting (hoo! Huh!)
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Back up a little more, birdie.
Tom Toro creator 12 months ago
Know your audience, Horse.
Chris Sherlock 12 months ago
Tofu does not taste like chicken to me. Rather, I think it has a somewhat bland taste. Calamari tastes like fried shrimp. Frog legs tastes like chicken.
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Tofu tastes like whatever it is cooked in. Or mixed with.