Another method involves never bathing. It’s called kung phew.
Mare-tial arts eh.
Makes good horse sense.
is that a lavender belt??
He has a pink belt.
Then there’s Downward Dog! Wait… that might be yogurt… or whatever that other discipline is!
And then you find a pardner and Judo-si-do.
Will get mugged regularly, since he won’t be held up by someone with a brick, board, or cinder blocks!
Taekwon-go…
Horace should have taken the elevator.
Horace, you forgot to show off your beggest move of all…!
Shouldn’t the ”belt” be yellow, and sewn up the back of his gi?
I was top of my class in that, got yellow suspenders to prove it. (don’t have a waist)
On that (low) note……
You don’t want a Nin-jury.
You can fight or you can take flight. Taking flight is sometimes the better option.
In reality, running is the first step of Judon’t. Once you have mastered that, running really fast is for the more adept. :)
Great idea! Self preservation classes!
Horace….neigh-ver retreat…hold your ground, not lay in it!
That wuss very funny.
You’re an expert at knot-tying, Horace.
Actually, there is a pink belt in jiu-jitsu, for graduates of their Women Empowered self-defense program, a curriculum featuring a limited set of jiu-jitsu techniques specifically curated to defend against common sexual assault scenarios
https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Gracie_jiu-jitsu_ranking_system#:~:text=The%20Academy%20also%20introduced%20a,against%20common%20sexual%20assault%20scenarios.
I long for the time when Arab&Judon’t.
July 31, 2015
BasilBruce 9 months ago
Another method involves never bathing. It’s called kung phew.
Gent 9 months ago
Mare-tial arts eh.
Imagine 9 months ago
Makes good horse sense.
charles9156 9 months ago
is that a lavender belt??
nancyb creator 9 months ago
He has a pink belt.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Then there’s Downward Dog! Wait… that might be yogurt… or whatever that other discipline is!
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
And then you find a pardner and Judo-si-do.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Will get mugged regularly, since he won’t be held up by someone with a brick, board, or cinder blocks!
pat sandy creator 9 months ago
Taekwon-go…
Egrayjames 9 months ago
Horace should have taken the elevator.
InTraining 9 months ago
Horace, you forgot to show off your beggest move of all…!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 9 months ago
Shouldn’t the ”belt” be yellow, and sewn up the back of his gi?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
I was top of my class in that, got yellow suspenders to prove it. (don’t have a waist)
curtlyon19 9 months ago
On that (low) note……
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
You don’t want a Nin-jury.
Doug K 9 months ago
You can fight or you can take flight. Taking flight is sometimes the better option.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
In reality, running is the first step of Judon’t. Once you have mastered that, running really fast is for the more adept. :)
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Great idea! Self preservation classes!
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Horace….neigh-ver retreat…hold your ground, not lay in it!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
That wuss very funny.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 9 months ago
You’re an expert at knot-tying, Horace.
BaconBoyCamper 9 months ago
Actually, there is a pink belt in jiu-jitsu, for graduates of their Women Empowered self-defense program, a curriculum featuring a limited set of jiu-jitsu techniques specifically curated to defend against common sexual assault scenarios
https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Gracie_jiu-jitsu_ranking_system#:~:text=The%20Academy%20also%20introduced%20a,against%20common%20sexual%20assault%20scenarios.
JH&Cats 9 months ago
I long for the time when Arab&Judon’t.