Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 25, 2024

Would’ve been funnier if he’d said “Clean.”

BTW, what does Horace have against Target?

Off target today.

Not try to hit moving target eh angle horsie.

I like the little polish he gives his reputation.

- Leaving on a Target Plain…

- You can lead a horse to whatever halo but you can’t make it think like a politician…or…wait!

Horace claimed that he was a li’l anjil.

Whew! …close one!

Is that the one that’s:

. . . hangin’ from the corner

Of his girlfriend’s four-post bed

C1 – so, Target is closing at this location.

C2 – That has a ring to it…!

Horace shouldn’t keep his halo packed away….

Took a little searching to clear Horace’s conscience.

He had me at “halo.”

Horace is an angel in disguise.

Wait till that halo needs oiled…

I feel ya, Horace. My halo needs some dusting off too.

A little silver polish and it’s good as new.

I’m not sure children today are familiar with “conscience”. Where is Jiminy Cricket when you need him?