Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 07, 2024

Time for someone else’s esteem.

Aw! Poor horsie! Time for some positive thinking classes?

It’s not self esteem, if it depends on someone else’s opinion.

he’s pretty esteamed about it…

Sad side of the horsie.

C’mon Horace!

DELETE -DELETE-ESCAPE

… and start over!

don’t think ever saw Horace cry

That’s what you get for answering sincerely, Horace.

LOUSY is the highest rating they give out… the other choices were: inferior poor bad terrible wretched substandard mediocre shoddy rotten unsatisfactory dreadful awful execrable miserable inadequate deficient appalling atrocious trashy cheap unacceptable rubbishy pathetic junky abysmal rubbish frightful and useless

He has an excuse for having a long face.

Time for him to take another tack, or he’ll be saddled with this for life. Horace, you’re a thoroughbred, and you deserve to be addressed as “Your Royal Harness.”

Simple fix: Take a bath and get rid of the louse(ies).

Dry your eyes and put on some rose-colored glasses.

I remember a joke about getting a horse to cry, but it didn’t play out this way.

First rule of all tests: Read all of the questions before you answer any of them.