Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 26, 2024

“The other day I was in the park, ripping out nose hairs. Oh, those sleeping winos hate when I do that! But it does give me incentive to jog.” —Emo Philips

I got nothing…

Chewing horseshoe nails would be hard on the teeth.

A horse biting his own nails = a horse trimming his own hooves.

Because horsie has no nails eh?

Horace has horseshoe nails!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!

But you don’t LOOK chewish.

His nails are called hooves.

nailed it…

wouda guessed riding elevators or counting sheep….!

I bet the horse shoes make it kinda tuff not to chip a tooth, though!

Don’t look a manicurist horse in the mouth.

offensive nail-biting. that’s a new one ;+)

Ha! Nailed it!

Which is why the don’t like you down at the hardware store, Horace.

Bye bye Birdie.

Sometimes, Horace is mad enough to spit nails.