Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 20, 2024

Don’t you just hate it when that Nuka Cola doesn’t hit right, so you go for Dr. Toon’s Nuclear Coffee, only for your entire immune system to turn against you in a fit of radiation poisoning? It’s so inconvenient.

The eyes have it!

[rimshot]

Mayhaps it’s from Mossad Brewing Company? (Better count your hooves…)

You WANTED to be awake Horse. ;)

Nuclear coffee. Starts your day with a BANG!

I really want that coffee cup

I do hope it’s made of unobtanium

See! Your mama warned you! She told you that you’d put your eye out!

If coffee is too strong, try drinking sand bags. It’s a ballast.

Still warm bags of PG Tips over the eyes is the antidote.

Evil fiend. Add just one letter, an r. And you have (drum roll, trumpets) a FRIEND. Try it. It might work. Give them an r. A nice little r.

Doctor my eyes!

I’ll have a large please, with room for cream.