Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 08, 2024

No one could figure out how he was holding the pen.

Clearly, horsie doesn’t understand the concept of a book signing…

He signed Black Beauty.

I did not write this book, but here’s my signature anyway.

— 卄ㄖ尺卂匚乇

Horace’s 15 minutes…

I used to sign books. Heh….

Hey at least he not throwing steenky soups on em books or gluing his hoofs to the floors.

You need to have a library card first, Horace.

Shudda seen Horace at the Ground Breaking event for the new Otis Elevator factory…!

In grade school, we had an assembly with a man and his horse. The horse would answer simple addition questions by tapping the answer with it’s hoof on the floor. That was in MN.The horse was an Appaloosa. the man might have been Walz.

commenters should learn characters’ names, versus just pointing ;+)

“ I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record.”

“ Oh, yeah?”

And no one even remarked on the fact that this horse can talk?

They should have interviewed him, of course, of course!