Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 06, 2024

The scientist is Spock on.

The fact that he can hold that glass is indeed fascinating.

PHARMACIST: “That’ll be $0.84 and filled with dangerous side effects.”

And thus is explained the redistribution of… liquid.

GOOBER:

“What line?”

The Spockian Trust

Engineer: “50% too much glass.”

Reporter: fascinating story. Could you expand on that?

First, I would want to know what’s in the glass.

I’ve always wondered how horses held their liquor.

Physicist: “You can’t know both the level and the rate of consumption.”

drink up, Horace…

I can’t keep up with this experimenting… it’s either half full or half empty and that’s that, Horace!

Scientific proof the glass is neither half full nor half empty….!

Pedant: It’s half full of water and half full of air.

Very Clever!

Scientist: H2 Oh!