Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 18, 2024

MEAT: …

Eggs: beaten.

Veni, vidi, coqui

Mush.

Umm, what are you gonna call that one, Horace?

don’t stew over it…

What no horseradish?

Horace….you forgot to add a lot of ingredients…better check it over again….

cream-whipped

wait… you didn’t beat the meat!? :O

Grab a spoon and fork, Horace, and don’t forget the knife…!

Nothing much to fight back, Horace.

For dessert he made pound cake.

I remember reading that to make an authentic mint julep, one is supposed to “spank” and “bruise” the mint leaves before adding them to the whiskey. I hadn’t realized bartenders had to be so sadistic.

Sounds yummy!!!

The Cantering Gourmet Goggles:

BEANS: crocked

GREENS: ditched

CREAM: whipped

WINGS: deviled

PULP: puzzled

I lose every cooking battle. Ok making soup and baking desserts though.

Beating the clock is the hardest battle in that fight

Dessert: YUMMED!!