Okay! I’m gonna go out on a limb and say we don’t really need this day. But there’s a lot of lawyers that have a good sense of humor and are good sports about all the lawyer jokes. So here goes:
My nasty across the street neighbor is a lawyer. I’ll pass and wait for tomorrow’s day. Being kind to him does zero good. I know….I’ve tried. All the other neighbors ignore him.
And the “International Day of Human Spaceflight,” according to the UN: https://documents-dds-ny.un.org/doc/UNDOC/GEN/N10/528/80/PDF/N1052880.pdf?OpenElement
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay! I’m gonna go out on a limb and say we don’t really need this day. But there’s a lot of lawyers that have a good sense of humor and are good sports about all the lawyer jokes. So here goes:
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
One… if you slice ‘em thin enough.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Smart lawyers are kind to their secretaries and staff.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I brought my lawyer a corned beef sandwich and a pickle once! ☺️☺️☺️
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My nasty across the street neighbor is a lawyer. I’ll pass and wait for tomorrow’s day. Being kind to him does zero good. I know….I’ve tried. All the other neighbors ignore him.
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I prefer:NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH DAY or NATIONAL LICORICE DAY
ladykat over 1 year ago
I don’t know any lawyers to be kind to.
MichiganMitten over 1 year ago
And the “International Day of Human Spaceflight,” according to the UN: https://documents-dds-ny.un.org/doc/UNDOC/GEN/N10/528/80/PDF/N1052880.pdf?OpenElement
Howard'sMyHero over 1 year ago
That should be a post-natal agreement …!
(read the fine print)
Bill The Nuke over 1 year ago
My best lawyer jokes are rated M for mature audiences only. Ok, adult but perhaps not mature.