Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 13, 2023

So just why is it during the peak of apple BLOSSOM season?

My granny used to dry her own apples then use them to make stack cakes. That’s even better than apple pie. (Though she made the best apple pie, too.) I inherited her cast iron skillet, but she never wrote down her recipe for stack cakes.

“In your eye with apple pie!!!”

Granny looks pretty mean herself.

Dude… you can “no more mister nice pie” all you want… but Granny’s got a blade, and looks like she may have a been a former Marine.

Aaaacckk! Granny must have used CRAB Apples!

I must check the state of my apples. Maybe I’ll make an apple crisp.

Hence the invention of the pie safe …!

Crusty fellow. :)

Grandma must be Granny Smith!

I used to love apple pie — until I found out that the pie crust is generally made with lard, and now I’m forbidden by Jewish law to eat it. (The lard makes it unkosher.)

Lard have mercy … must be National Time-Out Day …!

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