Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 15, 2023

Just hope she doesn’t bump into a wall or something. The suction will keep her stuck and they’ll never be able to pull her off again.

Just another Hollywood craze

Oh, my. Her lips are larger than her matronly lumps. (Not sure which anatomically-correct words are forbidden.)

Goldie Hawn

Those lips look awfully familiar…

Oooooo baby! Give me a big juicy kiss! Mmmmmmwaaaa!

☺️☺️☺️☺️ (can’t stop giggling)!

Can’t. Stop. Staring.

This day seems to be meant to raise awareness about the dangers and nonsense of cosmetic plastic surgery. At least I hope so.

She needs some LIP-suction.

I believe I can safely say that I will never have plastic surgery.

Good news Mrs. Smalls… transplanting your butt to your lips was 100% successful! Just be cautious… between now and your next checkup, when you whistle, it’s gonna sound like a…

… well, let’s just say it’ll sound a little wonky.

I’m happy to see she went with something subtle. Most people won’t notice, lol

Wacky wax lips.

So, that’s where DJT, Jr.’s girlfriend KG went for the surgery.

It ALL makes a LOT of cents (sic) …!

That’s gonna cost her a fortune in lip gloss! :)

Does she float?

Obvious in so many ‘celebrities’ these days, and easy to spot the botched jobs!!!!

She’s the quicker pucker upper.