Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for July 31, 2024

Guac-ward.

It was the pits.

Holy moly!

Last night must have been sub-lime.

Mmmm, avocados!

I love avocados, especially good guac. I just don’t get the social attraction to havin’ em on toast!

Anyway, avocados are not only tasty, but there’s another treat. Yep, there’s a big ol’ giant Hazelnut right there in the middle. ツ

I hate the part when we’re spread so thin…on a warm crusty piece of toast

It’s awkward when they all ripen at the same time and there aren’t enough people to eat them in the window of opportunity

Holy Guacamole!

Guacs on, guacs off. (Mr. Miyagi)

There are just too many of them around…possibly as many as 6.02×10²³.

Ernie’s barkin’ up the wrong tree …!

I’m having my version of of egg salad sandwich for dinner tonight. 2 slices of pumpernickel toast, horse radish mustard, lettuce. For the salad part, 2 hard cooked eggs cut in 1/2" chunks, one chopped carrot, one chopped stalk of celery, miracle whip: 1 TBSP with celery salt, mustard powder, and poultry seasoning mixed in, and one avocado cut in 1/2" chunks. Spoon salad onto the ready bread. Don’t close the sandwich, the salad is too thick. Eat as sandwich barges. Feeds one hungry person.

Looks like the toast is doing a slow burn.

They were playing Guac-a-mole and got smashed.