DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for June 17, 2024

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    Totalloser Premium Member 5 months ago

    you should always add “in Bed” to the beginning or end of the fortune cookie fortune

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  2. That explains why everyones pale  1
    feralcat_52  5 months ago

    I’m rather a bit worried. We got Chinese take-out yesterday, and the message in my fortune cookie just said “Don’t make any long-term plans…”

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    Mark Jackson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Christmas of 2021 the Szechuan takeout we got in Rockford IL came with cryptocurrency-promoting fortune cookies – specifically for the soon-to-be-bankrupt crypto exchange FTX.

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