Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 16, 2020

It is now Head-banging Mandatory Metallica Time! Need to flush that thong image out of my head! “Seek and Destroy”, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”, “Harvester of Sorrow”, “Master of Puppets”…

OK, gone too far, here.

Eww!

Gross and disgusting…..

Don’t scare the piss out of him either.

EW, NO NO NO NO NO NO.

That’s raw.

Ewwww!

Why can’t we un-see things?

HOWARD! … That’s quite a line there …

ummy, not yummy … then there’s the peequant …

Uh, excuse me, I have to rush off to fix a… um… plumbing problem… ☺

Ramen lamen ding dong.

heave-ho gagging maggots – just lost my lunch and ain’t going looking for it – pure raunchy – nominated for the most gut-wrenching strip of the year – not only eww!!!!!!!!!! but triple, no quadruple ewwww!!!!! I can’t picture that – no no no no no – barfing till I dry heave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was going to leave a comment about noodle slurping, but i won’t

Be careful, you might mistake something for a wet noodle.

Barf me out to the max, I mean, like tee-totally!

I’ve heard of things you can’t under but a thing t hat you can’t unthjink?

Brain bleach stat, please!

Blech!!!