Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 30, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    “It was a pity she didn’t have an Off Switch. Or else she wouldn’t have choked.”

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    Yakety Sax  about 4 years ago

    WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……………………………….SLURP!

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    she loved pasta, but was really antipasto…

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    blunebottle  about 4 years ago

    My favourite part of Diamond Lil: eulogies. I wish I could have her do mine!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Sucking up linguine is sort of messy. It (((((((wiggles))))))) against your cheeks….

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    FassEddie  about 4 years ago

    She loved Da Gravy!

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    “Put that pasta-packin mama down.”

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    She always wanted a pizza the action!

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    I guess Babette really succhio’d … (at’s Italian) …!

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    Did you all know she had a tattoo?

    Just a little farther…

    “Born to raze lasagna…” ☺

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    Mamma mia.

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    hsawlrae  about 4 years ago

    It isn’t the cough that carries you off. It’s the coffin they carry you off in. – - -Burma Shave.

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    BWR  about 4 years ago

    Are there collections of these eulogies?

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