I heard a story one time of a ship’s captain who had a daily ritual of going to his bureau and reading a paper that he had stashed there. The crew were always curious what it was that was so important to him. Was it a special photo of a loved one? A word of inspiration? Finally, they had a chance to sneak a peek when the captain’s back was turned. The paper said: “Port is left.”
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
When gramps forgets his name he looks on his drivers license.
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
When I go to the grocery store, I park in the same aisle and on the same side every time.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Are you sure?
blunebottle over 2 years ago
I heard a story one time of a ship’s captain who had a daily ritual of going to his bureau and reading a paper that he had stashed there. The crew were always curious what it was that was so important to him. Was it a special photo of a loved one? A word of inspiration? Finally, they had a chance to sneak a peek when the captain’s back was turned. The paper said: “Port is left.”
oakie817 over 2 years ago
gesundheit
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was a member too. Then I quit and immediately rejoined. That’s how I re-member.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
She forgot to take her memory pills.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
As we get OLDER, ahem, sometimes a little note will do ya!
TSRaman over 2 years ago
Member of what?
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“I don’t remember seeing you at any of the meetings.”
“Dave! Where ya been, buddy?”
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
I’m sorry. What was the question?
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
ALL these comments are … um … you know … uh ….