Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 14, 2023

I feel like I’VE been abused.

gotta ʜᴀɴᴅ it to him… it’s a ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟ clear message about something we all ғᴀᴄᴇ at some ᴛɪᴍᴇ

My watch is rechargeable. I have to watch the cable.

Battery can be good: A little battery is necessary for a watch to work.

Battery can be very bad: The wrong kind can be harmful (even deadly).

Time to go……

The latest technological advance: a Saltine battery.

And for a solar-powered assist: a sol-tanned battery.

I did. it never moved. I fell asleep. woke up. still just laying there. how about I throw the clock out the window – to see if …………. yep, you got it!!

I’m watching. Is it supposed to do something?

Technically, it’s assault.

Now that old Robert Conrad TV commercial, where he dares ya to knock the Ever-Ready D Cell off his shoulder? That’s assault and battery.

1. It could have been a Dura-Cell.

2. I’m not an attorney and I didn’t stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

Put it in a bottle, maybe you can save it…

(¬_¬)

Stop the ticking. We have ways of making you tock. :)

I was battered by all my timepieces just last weekend.

The battery can watch itself.