Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 08, 2023

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did you hear about the kleptomaniac at the gynecologist’s office?

There were actually four stoles, but did he stole each? Nyah. That was more than he could spirit away.

So it was “Stolen!!!”

That’s disgusting! Who would steal a stole from an old lady?

The kleptomaniac at the bakery had stolen stollen.

and what did the priest do?

It was ermine which means it was meant to be stoat.

Boo!

“It’s a fur cop…”

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Did you hear about the Kleptomaniac at the Coin Store?

He took Liberties…

HOWARD! … d’ja hear about the kleptomaniac that worked at the thong factory? Me either …!

( something to work on, Brett … or naught-y )

Reaching…

That’s it, that’s the pun that broke the stole’s back.

I am considering VERY seriously unfollowing and not coming back to this strip.

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… see you all tomorrow…

So the stole was stollen?

Is there an echo in here?