Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 12, 2023

That’s shocking!

That’s not hard to believe.

DIY defibrillator

Did it help to brighten his bulp? Or did it kill the remaining last bit of glow?

Watt a stupid thing to do. Time to put him in a ohm.

So, you lite up your life!!!

So how was it? You don’t seem any brighter.

what stimulating news, it must have been electrifying for you. I’ll bet you were tingling all over afterwards.

Reddy Kilowatt he’s not.

Remember kids, electricity will kill you.

Well, that wasn’t very bright of you, was it?

Did it make you feel electrifying?

Try a 220v dryer outlet for a REAL current event …!

( i’ve seen an arc put a hole in a dryer drum…boom! )

“Did it socket to you?”

“You bet! I’m really wired!” ⚡

You know Mr. Koth, if you keep this up, they’ll be talking about you in reverently hushed tones, just like they do about Stephan Pastis… ☺

Shocking. Just shocking.

That’s really a voltage event.

“I licked a light socket today”

At what were you competing?

That explains the eyebrows…

looks like he got a real charge out of it…