A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”
The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”
The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”
A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”
The bartender says “you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is the bartender?”A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”
The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.
The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”
The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”
A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”The bartender says “you mean a martini?”
The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”
A termite walks into the bar. He sits down and asks “hey, is the bartender?”A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.
This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”
But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.The bouncer steps in front of the group. “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”