Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 03, 2024

To the highest bidder!!!

How were the portions?

They gave you a lot.

the prices were high and there was a limited availability

There’s a 6% buyer’s fee plus the tip.

I had to wait for what I wanted: “Sole Pending”

Realty …?

The Fillet of Sold is the Open-House Special…

But what does this have to do with Neverland?

s t r e t c h i n g i t a b i t. a r e n ’ t w e M r. K o t h?

I didn’t get fed. They didn’t accept my offer. :)

I here the prices are so high you have to take out a mortgage to pay for a meal for four!

Let me guess… you had the house wine.

you order your meal and they bring out something that bears no similarity whatsoever to what you ordered…