In high school, a friend was bragging that he’d passed the test and had been accepted into Mensa. The math teacher replied “I belonged to Mensa for awhile. It was just a hookup club for hopeless nerds.” My friend said “Cool, were any of the ladies hot?” The teacher said “They were all way too old for you, but they were desperate.”
Yakety Sax 3 months ago
Of course. As opposed to dumdums.
Izzy Moreno 3 months ago
Smartbutt.
Just-me 3 months ago
Wonder if she’d go to the grocery store and get cuties?
ChessPirate 3 months ago
They gave me Milk Duds, Airheads, Lemonheads, and Zero Bars. I don’t get no respect… ☺
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago
Lil is such a smarty pants
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
These days “100 Grand” Bars would be more apropos …!
sarah413 Premium Member 3 months ago
By Rountree. Our brethren to the north will understand the comment.
CleverHans Premium Member 3 months ago
In high school, a friend was bragging that he’d passed the test and had been accepted into Mensa. The math teacher replied “I belonged to Mensa for awhile. It was just a hookup club for hopeless nerds.” My friend said “Cool, were any of the ladies hot?” The teacher said “They were all way too old for you, but they were desperate.”
Ah, the good old days…
the lost wizard 3 months ago
Did you eat the red ones last? :)