Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
Yakety Sax 29 days ago
Lost weight, too!
j_m_kuehl 29 days ago
You’re a gutless wonder
Knightman Premium Member 29 days ago
Hallow too!!!
Slowly, he turned... 29 days ago
I have that empty feeling inside.
mokspr Premium Member 29 days ago
Larry is just a shell of his former self.
ChessPirate 29 days ago
Holloween…
FassEddie 29 days ago
We usta call that a s#it-eating grin.
oish 29 days ago
Flesh Gourd-out – it’s what happens when Ming the Merciful finally wins
PoodleGroomer 29 days ago
The sign said “Free Piercings”.
Howard'sMyHero 29 days ago
Larry continued: “All I said, in my Australian accent, was
‘That’s not a knife’ “ …!
oakie817 29 days ago
Spicy
dbrucepm 28 days ago
Cyrus’s wife Violet baked him a pumpkin pie. He said it tasted like poop and went storming off to the local bar to drink something to get the taste out of his mouth.He is sitting at the bar when he overhears a hunter saying he was out hunting and had to go and since the smell would scare the deer away he cut the top off a pumpkin and pooped inside and put the top back in place to contain the smell.Cyrus calls his wife and says “Hi Vi, this is CY, there was sh!t in the pumpkin pie”
One of many of my dad’s jokes