Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 31, 2024

Must have been one tough old steer!

Staked him!!!

No tip for you!

But the garlic bread was to die for.

Insult to Injury – There was too much Garlic…

He ordered it blood red

Or the McD quarter pounder….

It got him right in the heart.

One of my favorite books to read to my girls was “Bunnicula”. The picture of Chester the cat trying to “steak” the rabbit was hilarious.

With a side of Garlic Bread ?

But it pairs so well with the garlic risotto!

A huge MISTAKE …!

At least he didn’t drink….wine.

ABSOLUTELY, NAILED IT BRETT!!! Best Vampire joke this year for sure.

Sorry, I don’t get the point of the gag. Presumably Dracula did, though.

he should’ve realized that it was a stakehouse…

We all had a steak in that!

I heard the piercing cry from here! Blah blah blah