I wake from sleep and rise from bed
The coffee’s on, the cats are fed
Same old news, different day
Tracy’s still in an awful way
He was trapped, about to be eaten
But death it appears, he has beaten
Just when his future was hanging in doubt
He was saved by a women who was considerably stout
She was no frail creature of skin and of bone
She would top the scale at more than forty stone
Not as huge of a woman you might well think
It’s just that Tracy in her presence appears to shrink
Perspective it seems has taken off for the day
The panels are wrong in so many ways
Mr. Pops scheme is beginning to unravel
Making it time for him to now travel
But he will stay to whatever preposterous end
The writer of this strip decides on a whim
It seems we are to be forever fated
With a writer who is definitely addlepated.
I wake from sleep and rise from bed The coffee’s on, the cats are fed Same old news, different day Tracy’s still in an awful way He was trapped, about to be eaten But death it appears, he has beaten Just when his future was hanging in doubt He was saved by a women who was considerably stout She was no frail creature of skin and of bone She would top the scale at more than forty stone Not as huge of a woman you might well think It’s just that Tracy in her presence appears to shrink Perspective it seems has taken off for the day The panels are wrong in so many ways Mr. Pops scheme is beginning to unravel Making it time for him to now travel But he will stay to whatever preposterous end The writer of this strip decides on a whim It seems we are to be forever fated With a writer who is definitely addlepated.