Time and space have no place in the Locher universe
His drawing out of the story is really most perverse
This day is like any other it hangs on interminably
That it would quicken it’s pace is an impossibility
A story sharp, crisp and to the point would be wonderful to see
But instead we are treated daily to this doleful monstrosity
The plots are weak, the writing reeks, it is really quite noisome
The comments here seem to agree that it is beyond loathsome
To the editors at TMS, I ask you how it feels
To know what people want to see is the little “Pig on Wheels”
I think I can say, with a great degree of certitude
That people read the strip just to see the level of ineptitude
Is there a chance that the great detective will be saved
Or will he be allowed to die and go quietly to his grave?
Time and space have no place in the Locher universe His drawing out of the story is really most perverse This day is like any other it hangs on interminably That it would quicken it’s pace is an impossibility A story sharp, crisp and to the point would be wonderful to see But instead we are treated daily to this doleful monstrosity The plots are weak, the writing reeks, it is really quite noisome The comments here seem to agree that it is beyond loathsome To the editors at TMS, I ask you how it feels To know what people want to see is the little “Pig on Wheels” I think I can say, with a great degree of certitude That people read the strip just to see the level of ineptitude Is there a chance that the great detective will be saved Or will he be allowed to die and go quietly to his grave?