Allow me to tell you of a curse
That involved a missing purse
The regular story was the same
Slow of pace and oh so lame
But a mystery was coursing through the air
Catching our breath and raising our hair
Flight Suit was the first to fall
Then VistaBill heard the call
Margueritem lost hers too
Leaving her in a stew
What reason could there be for this
What had caused things to go amiss
Then a voice was heard to speak
“Tis the Pig on Wheels that I seek”
“In my pursuit I will not lag”
“Rumour has that it’s in the bag”
So he ventured into that dark abyss
Encountering there a Hershey’s Kiss
Kleenex, cough drops and money too
Were all given to his purview
Claiming that was not right
Margueritem bid us “goodnight”.
So it seems we leave it there
A mystery hanging in the air
To be sure there was no curse
Unless your swearing at this verse.
Allow me to tell you of a curse That involved a missing purse The regular story was the same Slow of pace and oh so lame But a mystery was coursing through the air Catching our breath and raising our hair Flight Suit was the first to fall Then VistaBill heard the call Margueritem lost hers too Leaving her in a stew What reason could there be for this What had caused things to go amiss Then a voice was heard to speak “Tis the Pig on Wheels that I seek” “In my pursuit I will not lag” “Rumour has that it’s in the bag” So he ventured into that dark abyss Encountering there a Hershey’s Kiss Kleenex, cough drops and money too Were all given to his purview Claiming that was not right Margueritem bid us “goodnight”. So it seems we leave it there A mystery hanging in the air To be sure there was no curse Unless your swearing at this verse.