Well hey diddle diddle
That’s one dandy fiddle
And it’s been rigged to go kaboom
It’s certainly a laugh to see such craft
Hope something happens real soon
And though I am no musician
I have a sneaking suspicion
That the face doesn’t match the bod
Just what were they thinking
Because the plot, she be stinking
I think it was written by a loon
I find it hard to follow
Shouldn’t the body be hollow
To produce a Strads fine sound
What’s soon to come
Is sure to be dumb
Though you know I could be wrong.
Well hey diddle diddle That’s one dandy fiddle And it’s been rigged to go kaboom It’s certainly a laugh to see such craft Hope something happens real soon And though I am no musician I have a sneaking suspicion That the face doesn’t match the bod Just what were they thinking Because the plot, she be stinking I think it was written by a loon I find it hard to follow Shouldn’t the body be hollow To produce a Strads fine sound What’s soon to come Is sure to be dumb Though you know I could be wrong.