Well you can bet your sweet bippy
The story still seems rather dippy
A plot line that’s shot full of holes
“Do you want to see my walnetto”
Or maybe it’s just a palmetto
Ernistine was really very droll
As we watch father and son fight
Much as it is to our great delight
What ever happened to Morgul the friendly Drelb
About todays strip just let me say
In my most dignified way
It‘s “verrry eeen-ter-esting, but shtupid”
And don’t you just hate
That “Flying Fickle Finger of Fate”
Especially when it’s pointed at you
And though he has made a threat
I’m sure that it will be a safe bet
That Tracy will not do his job
And who here is not a fan
Of that darling little Edith Ann
When she sticks out her tongue and goes “pbbbt”
The ambassador is perplexed
And we’re feeling so vexed
Hah, “look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls”
The plot could be considered farcical
Just like little Mark and Sparkle Farkle
And all the other little Farkles that there are
I just read with dismay
What it is I had to say
So maybe I should “say goodnight Dick”.
Well you can bet your sweet bippy The story still seems rather dippy A plot line that’s shot full of holes “Do you want to see my walnetto” Or maybe it’s just a palmetto Ernistine was really very droll As we watch father and son fight Much as it is to our great delight What ever happened to Morgul the friendly Drelb About todays strip just let me say In my most dignified way It‘s “verrry eeen-ter-esting, but shtupid” And don’t you just hate That “Flying Fickle Finger of Fate” Especially when it’s pointed at you And though he has made a threat I’m sure that it will be a safe bet That Tracy will not do his job And who here is not a fan Of that darling little Edith Ann When she sticks out her tongue and goes “pbbbt” The ambassador is perplexed And we’re feeling so vexed Hah, “look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls” The plot could be considered farcical Just like little Mark and Sparkle Farkle And all the other little Farkles that there are I just read with dismay What it is I had to say So maybe I should “say goodnight Dick”.