Well Dickey do or Dickey don’t
I am betting that he won’t
Stolen property in his hand
Assault on a member of the band
Security he was to provide
He’ll probably just run and hide
A police officer he once was
Now he knows not what he does
Even though it may not be his jurisdiction
One would think he had a predilection
To enforce the law and protect and serve
But it seems he has lost his nerve
Tracy has become but a shell
Of that great dick who gave them hell
Where once criminals fled in fear
Now their laughs ring in his ear
He is now a silly man in a tux
And this strip really sucks
A shining example no longer is he
Just a pitiful caricature for all to see.
Well Dickey do or Dickey don’t I am betting that he won’t Stolen property in his hand Assault on a member of the band Security he was to provide He’ll probably just run and hide A police officer he once was Now he knows not what he does Even though it may not be his jurisdiction One would think he had a predilection To enforce the law and protect and serve But it seems he has lost his nerve Tracy has become but a shell Of that great dick who gave them hell Where once criminals fled in fear Now their laughs ring in his ear He is now a silly man in a tux And this strip really sucks A shining example no longer is he Just a pitiful caricature for all to see.