Tracy grimaced as the cello flew from his hands
A rather explosive finish to the battle of the bands
The water mushroomed in a frightful geyser
And the guests were still none the wiser
About what was going on in their midst
After all, they had come to hear some Liszt
Questions would soon be raised about the cause
And the chain of events to give one pause
A great detective could tell us what
But Dick Tracy is all we got
Then from out of the night there was heard a squeal
Praise the lord, it’s the “PIG ON WHEELS”
A true hero with a gleaming carriage
Even though some choose to disparage
His presence here was cheered by many
Those who didn’t were just being a ninny
But could even he save this strip
From which incompetence fairly dripped
I wonder if anyone would be willing to bet
That Tracy will remain unscathed and not even wet
Tracy’s days of glory have all gone past
And what we are left with is just half…
Tracy grimaced as the cello flew from his hands A rather explosive finish to the battle of the bands The water mushroomed in a frightful geyser And the guests were still none the wiser About what was going on in their midst After all, they had come to hear some Liszt Questions would soon be raised about the cause And the chain of events to give one pause A great detective could tell us what But Dick Tracy is all we got Then from out of the night there was heard a squeal Praise the lord, it’s the “PIG ON WHEELS” A true hero with a gleaming carriage Even though some choose to disparage His presence here was cheered by many Those who didn’t were just being a ninny But could even he save this strip From which incompetence fairly dripped I wonder if anyone would be willing to bet That Tracy will remain unscathed and not even wet Tracy’s days of glory have all gone past And what we are left with is just half…