Oh the great defective is on the job
With luck, he’ll be lynched by a mob
Of course Tracy knows of the hundred mill
And can this strip go any faster downhill
Sam has been around Tracy way to long
His critical thinking skills are now all gone
It seems his disposition might be souring
His just stands around now glowering
Can he be thinking of going on the take
What an exciting story that would make
Thousand dollar bills given out by a bum
Wouldn’t the police want to know where they’re from
A cash bonus for a member of the senate
Seems the media would be on that in a minute
So did congress vote yes to have a recession
At least reading the headline gives that impression
The story is all muddled and twisted
With so many flaws they can’t be listed.
Oh the great defective is on the job With luck, he’ll be lynched by a mob Of course Tracy knows of the hundred mill And can this strip go any faster downhill Sam has been around Tracy way to long His critical thinking skills are now all gone It seems his disposition might be souring His just stands around now glowering Can he be thinking of going on the take What an exciting story that would make Thousand dollar bills given out by a bum Wouldn’t the police want to know where they’re from A cash bonus for a member of the senate Seems the media would be on that in a minute So did congress vote yes to have a recession At least reading the headline gives that impression The story is all muddled and twisted With so many flaws they can’t be listed.