At Jefferson and Ewing he turns left
At Ewing and Jefferson he turns right
Thinking of Firesign Theatre, you just might
If only Nick Danger (Third Eye) were on the case
Now there’s a detective we could all embrace
Dancing on the levitating walk
Engaging in some snappy talk
Thick gets down to brass tacks
Showing us exactly what he lacks
A subpar performance again today
Makes you wonder how Locher can accept his pay.
At Jefferson and Ewing he turns left At Ewing and Jefferson he turns right Thinking of Firesign Theatre, you just might If only Nick Danger (Third Eye) were on the case Now there’s a detective we could all embrace Dancing on the levitating walk Engaging in some snappy talk Thick gets down to brass tacks Showing us exactly what he lacks A subpar performance again today Makes you wonder how Locher can accept his pay.