This morning I woke up feeling fine
The early morning air like a heady wine
But now I am feeling oh so very ill
I made the mistake of reading this swill
When you didn’t think it could get any worse
The strip I mean, not my humble verse
Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes
Locher again, I feel we must chastise
This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross
To say more, I’m almost at a loss
Why does Locher hate Tracy so
The answer, I really would like to know
He acts like a man who truly is demented
His demise certainly will not be lamented.
This morning I woke up feeling fine The early morning air like a heady wine But now I am feeling oh so very ill I made the mistake of reading this swill When you didn’t think it could get any worse The strip I mean, not my humble verse Insipid is the dialogue that greets our eyes Locher again, I feel we must chastise This drivel, this dreck, this loathsome dross To say more, I’m almost at a loss Why does Locher hate Tracy so The answer, I really would like to know He acts like a man who truly is demented His demise certainly will not be lamented.