The sun comes up, the sun goes down
And here we are stuck with this clown
The car is head down and sinking
Who can tell what Locher is thinking
The car, it changes most every day
Now the water level is the same way
As Tracy whacks at the safety glass with a chain
He should get nothing for his efforts but some pain
Everything he has done is wrong
I know I’m singing the same old song
But if only he had watched Mythbusters on the tube
He wouldn’t be acting now like a boob
Breaking the glass in the air pocket
Will make the car sink like a rocket
Beneath the water is where to do it
Otherwise, for you they’ll write an obit
But this is the land of the Locher
Where it is proven that he is off his rocker
And Dr. M is still wearing his suit
With forty pounds of chain to boot
Soaking up all that water
Sink like a stone, he certainly oughter
But Tracy will do his Sub-Mariner imitation
And much to our frustration
Not succumb to the murky deep
Lord, how this strip makes me weep.
The sun comes up, the sun goes down And here we are stuck with this clown The car is head down and sinking Who can tell what Locher is thinking The car, it changes most every day Now the water level is the same way As Tracy whacks at the safety glass with a chain He should get nothing for his efforts but some pain Everything he has done is wrong I know I’m singing the same old song But if only he had watched Mythbusters on the tube He wouldn’t be acting now like a boob Breaking the glass in the air pocket Will make the car sink like a rocket Beneath the water is where to do it Otherwise, for you they’ll write an obit But this is the land of the Locher Where it is proven that he is off his rocker And Dr. M is still wearing his suit With forty pounds of chain to boot Soaking up all that water Sink like a stone, he certainly oughter But Tracy will do his Sub-Mariner imitation And much to our frustration Not succumb to the murky deep Lord, how this strip makes me weep.
Thank you BillT, and MerryMarg.